The Great Geek Rebellion of Halsey School

We, the undersigned, have had it. No more catcalls during gym class. No more being last in line for school lunch. We declare revolt against the Football Lard-ons, the Deadly Sweets, and the teachers, too. We hereby secede to form our own kingdom in the halls of code, where we shall build a hidden world of vectors, HTML, and algorithms. Our keyboards shall be our subjects, and we shall live free of torment. Good day.