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Fat Vampire

A Never Coming of Age Story
eBook

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.

Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .

Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.


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Publisher: HarperCollins

Kindle Book

  • Release date: July 27, 2010

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9780062005663
  • Release date: July 27, 2010

EPUB eBook

  • ISBN: 9780062005663
  • File size: 375 KB
  • Release date: July 27, 2010


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Kindle Book
OverDrive Read
EPUB eBook

Languages

English

Levels

ATOS Level:4.7
Lexile® Measure:700
Interest Level:9-12(UG)
Text Difficulty:3

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.

Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .

Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.


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  • Details

    Publisher:
    HarperCollins

    Kindle Book
    Release date: July 27, 2010

    OverDrive Read
    ISBN: 9780062005663
    Release date: July 27, 2010

    EPUB eBook
    ISBN: 9780062005663
    File size: 375 KB
    Release date: July 27, 2010

  • Creators
  • Formats
    Kindle Book
    OverDrive Read
    EPUB eBook
  • Languages
    English
  • Levels
    ATOS Level: 4.7
    Lexile® Measure: 700
    Interest Level: 9-12(UG)
    Text Difficulty: 3
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